Is that the distant sound of frazzled booksellers I hear...
Roll on monday. But in the mean time, will sodding dhl get their arse into gear and deliver the two remaining boxes we should have had today, you know, the ones with all the customer orders in you tossers. It's not like christmas is a surprise to anyone, is it?
'Hey, it's christmas time. Do you think we need to lay on more vans?'
'Nah, she'll be fine mate.'