Her: I am looking for a particular book.
Me: What is it?
Her: Erm...(Consults notebook) Venus in Furs by...
Me: We should have that in stock. (I look under M - I look under V - I find it under S)
Her: How much is it?
Me: It should say on the back there...£8.99 maybe? £7.99
Her: £7.99 Jeez that's a lot.
Her: It's £6.99 in Wastrones...
Me: Is the walk worth a quid?
Her: Yes, I think it is - goodbye. (Mutters) I was hoping for a bargain.
Me: Would you step into our dungeon where a team of vertically challanged sadists will abuse you for your pleasure?
The last bit is made up. The rest is true!