Thursday, February 28, 2008

Would you like to accelerate towards the tipping point beyond which there is no avoidance of humanity being wiped from the face of the planet?

Er, I mean - "Would you like a bag?"


  1. cockroachwholivesunderthearmchairFebruary 29, 2008

    No more humans??!! Yay!

    May I take this opportunity to remind customers that the Leather Armchair is for decoration only, and is also my Home. Please do NOT sit on the chair.

    I said, DON'T SIT, that means you, f*t a*se, pawing that John Haney, don't come over here, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! NO! NO! NOOOOO!

    oh sh*t...

  2. Balls. I though the mice would have eaten all the cockroaches...

  3. cockroachwholivesunderthearmchairMarch 01, 2008

    Nah. I'm a C&P cockroach.

    I ate the mice.