Friday, July 18, 2008

Inspiration!

I've had a flash of inspiration thanks to those retail geniuses at Asda

In order to increase C&P's market share to a very tasty 0.008% and therefore a great investment target for all those hedge funders out there this week coming all books at C&P stores are reduced to ONE POUND* Yes, that's right folks you heard correctly, ONE POUND ONLY*

You see, it's footfall is the name of the game, punters through the door. Bugger this profit nonsense...

*stickered items only

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 18, 2008

    Really!?

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  2. tall paulJuly 19, 2008

    This got me thinking. There is one thing that supermarkets can almost be guaranteed to be charging more than smaller outlets — fresh fruit and veg.

    You should enter into a strategic alliance with Manny and his veg stall, nip down Asda for a for a quick price comparison and then offer a two for one book & veg money saver deal.

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