I'm not meant to tell ANYONE about ANY of this. It is all really secret and if I let any of these cats out of their bags I will be hung drawn and quartered FOR STARTERS.
But you know how it is.
It's sooooooooo HARD to keep secrets...
I mean this is really quite exciting, life changing, you know. BIG NEWS.
(You won't tell a soul anyway - I know - I can trust you...can't I...)
Ok, it's like this...EUK...
Marie here - I'm afraid Matthew won't be blogging for a while. (Squealer!) I'm locking him in the cellar (which is rather smelly at the minute)
Oooooo it's cold as well. And dark. What's that scratching noise? I think it's a rat...Oh no! I'll keep quiet next time I promise just LET ME OUT.
They've gone home.
I'm going to have to sleep down here. At least there are some cardboard boxes.