Guest blogger writes:
If ever you're desperate for a slash, and all options have been razed to the ground Armageddon-style leaving C&P as Last Man Standing, take my advice: cross your legs or use the street. I climbed the boys' rickety backroom stairwell to The Toilet this morning, itself an assault course for the hardy, and returned in a sheen of sweat feeling nauseous. I almost pitied the hideous eyesore that serves as the 'petit coin' with its air of neglect. Even the mice don't go there anymore. Hours later, having tackled it with a cleaner containing formaldehyde, it's now feeling less sorry for itself, if not exactly proud....... and one is less likely to contract a rare form of bowel disease. Which, of course, is an added bonus.
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Have you cleaned it since I left one year and eight months ago?
ReplyDeleteGuest blogger/toilet scrubber replies:
ReplyDeleteTwo blokes + toilet + 19 months - any cleaning efforts? Not a good formula eh? :-)
Marie - "Guest blogger" isn't Crockatt or Powell.
ReplyDeleteShe (note gender) is our latest ampersand...
I was stunned by the bog this morning. See post above.
I worked in a bookshop for a few years. One employee, I discovered, preferred to pee into the coffee/tea-making sink in the back room rather than brave the toilets shared with 3 other businesses. Charming stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd my word verification word is "stewdik", which seems a bit harsh.