So far today I have been trying to get Finn to bang his tambourine in time to my ukulele version of Johnny Cash's Walk The Line.
This afternoon I'm being driven to Reading for a picnic in the carpark at Lidl. (We might also go to a football match - or we might just stay in the carpark).
What a life eh? Fuc*in pure GLAMOUR.
Crockatt & Powell can neither confirm nor deny reports that Crockatt was seen on Match of the Day jumping around with an inflateable ring on his head...
ReplyDeleteYou think that's glamorous, I had a lovely trip to the TKMaxx in Kew Retail Park followed by a quick visit to Curry's in Hammersmith to buy a phone. Damn we live high off the hog.
ReplyDeleteAnd you won, so my local team might still get relegated after all. I'll tell you what: the best solution is that Reading and Fulham stay up, while Bolton and Birmingham go down.
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