Customer No 1:
(Age approx 60 - Dressed in multi-coloured clothing.)
"The Queen? Pah, I'll not buy any book associated with the Queen. I'm the only Queen around here! Hah Hah!."
Customer No 2:
(American accent, maybe 25, Dressed - in a manner appropriate for the fashion magazine reading youth of today)
Me: (Age approx 23 - ok ok ok 34ish - Dressed - Brown shirt, green trousers, black jumper - a MESS OK?)
"Any strong opinions about the queen?"
Customer number 2:
"They told me before I came here if I said anything bad about the Queen the people would kill me."
Me: "I have a soft spot for her really. She reminds me of my Granny."