Monday, October 29, 2007

Floggin's to good for 'em

People who spit out chewing gum onto the pavement which then ends up on the soles of our customers feet and ultimately onto our nice carpet deserve to be executed. Simple as that.


  1. Sorry, I meant to add that you seem to be advocating carpetal punishment.

  2. Carpetal Punishment - I like it.

    How does it work?

    Our carpet is quite scratchy so I would envisage rubbing faces on it? Or maybe bums if we were really irritated...but then that might mark the carpet too much...