Tiny bookshop Crockatt & Powell today announced they would be selling bananas for 2p each, making a bunch of five a staggering 10p.
Shares in Tesco plunged 40% at the news.
"If we sell bananas that cheap we will never make any money" moaned the chief exec. I wish we'd never tried selling books...
STUPID FOLK / THOSE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOUR ALERT!
THIS POST IS A JOKE - ANY TESCO EMPLOYEES WHO ARE UPSET AT THE PROSPECT OF LOSING THEIR JOBS DON'T WORRY