once got asked for fruit and veg. bloody tescos you see: tescos sell books - tescos sell everything else - bookshops sell books - ergo bookshops sell kiwi fruit and paper serviettes
Had a total gem of a week once - "Do you have any books about fixing tape recorders?" "No etc" Taking broken tape recorder out of bag - "Could you have a look at for me?"
Followed by "Do you sell books on sport?" "Yes, all along this section here" "How much are they?"
and finished off with "Can I pay my gas bill here?" Too much fun had by that stage - "Yes, if you're paying cash"
once got asked for fruit and veg. bloody tescos you see: tescos sell books - tescos sell everything else - bookshops sell books - ergo bookshops sell kiwi fruit and paper serviettes
ReplyDeleteHad a total gem of a week once - "Do you have any books about fixing tape recorders?"
ReplyDelete"No etc"
Taking broken tape recorder out of bag - "Could you have a look at for me?"
Followed by "Do you sell books on sport?"
"Yes, all along this section here"
"How much are they?"
and finished off with "Can I pay my gas bill here?"
Too much fun had by that stage - "Yes, if you're paying cash"
Someone asked if we had a belly dancing section the other week - I sh*t you not!
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