119-120 Lower Marsh | London | SE1
once got asked for fruit and veg. bloody tescos you see: tescos sell books - tescos sell everything else - bookshops sell books - ergo bookshops sell kiwi fruit and paper serviettes
Had a total gem of a week once - "Do you have any books about fixing tape recorders?""No etc"Taking broken tape recorder out of bag - "Could you have a look at for me?"Followed by "Do you sell books on sport?""Yes, all along this section here""How much are they?"and finished off with "Can I pay my gas bill here?"Too much fun had by that stage - "Yes, if you're paying cash"
Someone asked if we had a belly dancing section the other week - I sh*t you not!