Thursday, May 17, 2007

Do you sell paper serviettes?

Erm, no.


  1. once got asked for fruit and veg. bloody tescos you see: tescos sell books - tescos sell everything else - bookshops sell books - ergo bookshops sell kiwi fruit and paper serviettes

  2. AnonymousMay 17, 2007

    Had a total gem of a week once - "Do you have any books about fixing tape recorders?"
    "No etc"
    Taking broken tape recorder out of bag - "Could you have a look at for me?"

    Followed by "Do you sell books on sport?"
    "Yes, all along this section here"
    "How much are they?"

    and finished off with "Can I pay my gas bill here?"
    Too much fun had by that stage - "Yes, if you're paying cash"

  3. Someone asked if we had a belly dancing section the other week - I sh*t you not!