Public loos. They aren't what they used to be are they? More to the point there are hardly any left.
The latest brilliant idea from them over the river is for pubs and shops to open their "facilities" to the general public. I'm sorry but you have to be joking. The last person I allowed to use our loo is still in there. (There is no door handle.)
PUT UP TAXES AND BUILD MORE LOOS!
Is there anything the British like more than a good loo? You're telling me people won't pay for loos? Gawd, you could put a thousand quid per annum on council tax if the Daily Mailers thought there would be good loos every hundred yards...
Instead they want to spend fifteen billion on ID cards nobody really wants. Who are these people? Why do we let the idiots rule?