Elitist Rant

I know I'm probably stepping over a line here...

I'm about to have a pop at Richard and Judy...

I'm ready for the hail of abuse such elitist remarks are usually met with...

I'll hunker down behind the till while crowds demonstrate outside wielding banners that say WHAT DID ROBERT MUSIL EVER DO FOR US? and I'D RATHER WOTCH TELLY THAN RED ANY DAY! but...

If you are going to give someone a prize for writing a book, or even consider doing so, is it not a teensy weensy bit important that the person concerned wrote the book?

I mean correct me if I'm wrong...

But Katie Price.

That's just bonkers...