I was here yesterday. Reclining on one of these very recliners. With a bottle of Moroccan Rose. It was 27 degrees and a brilliant blue sky. I went swimming off the coast of North Africa on thursday and sat on a beach all afternoon.
Now I'm back in London and the window is leaking and it's bloody freezing and all the customers have wisely decided to stay at home or in the office.
Would you like to see the world's smallest violin?