One of our regulars was in this morning and we were having a bit of a chat and a moan about certain things. I was mouthing my displeasure at one particular circumstance when she leaned conspiratorially across the counter and whispered,
'You know I can give you some of my black magic spells if you want to get rid of somebody. They really do work you know'
'Why thanks' I replied, 'but I fear I may be tempted by the dark side and use them unwisely.'
She nodded in understanding and waved goodbye.
'Your books will be in next week', I said...