I'm pretty dangerous at the moment...
So far this month I have:
Broken our metal shutters.
Torn a padlock apart with my bear hands.
Broken our heater by sitting on it.
Broken a light fitting by twisting a bulb anticlockwise rather than clockwise.
Bruised both my shins beneath the knee somehow. (Possibly jumping around at football?)
What's next?
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Yes - hands of the bear - told you I was dangerous...
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