Thursday, February 01, 2007

A Force of Destruction

I'm pretty dangerous at the moment...

So far this month I have:

Broken our metal shutters.

Torn a padlock apart with my bear hands.

Broken our heater by sitting on it.

Broken a light fitting by twisting a bulb anticlockwise rather than clockwise.

Bruised both my shins beneath the knee somehow. (Possibly jumping around at football?)

What's next?

1 comment:

  1. Yes - hands of the bear - told you I was dangerous...

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